found this somewhere. one of the funnier ones :D only for the guys, and girls who are mature and wise enough to realise that its all jokes and nothing sexist, instigating or dirty. for those who cant, disney channel's having zack and cody now.



1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big Willy or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory..

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings....'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?A: Breasts don't have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!


hahaha. what a laugh(:



2 of my fav songs currently - qing fei de yi &lean on me.

why? both have reeeaaallyy good lyrics [i try to figure qing fei de yi k. tried. so, for the parts i understand, yea. the lyrics are pretty nice. the rest which i dont understand, haha. no comments. and for lean on me, the entire song is THE song which everyone needs to know. the lyrics are.. well. i'll just post it here for the good of mankind.]


LEAN ON ME - BILL WITHERS [but imo, other version eg micheal bolton sounds pretty nicer. yeah. not that bill's aint good though]

Sometimes in our lives we all have pain
We all have sorrow
But if we are wise
We know that there's always tomorrow

Lean on me, when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long'
Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on

Please swallow your pride
If I have things you need to borrow
For no one can fill those of your needs
That you don't let show

Lean on me, when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long'
Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on

If there is a load you have to bear
That you can't carry
I'm right up the road
I'll share your load
If you just call me

So just call on me brother, when you need a hand
We all need somebody to lean on
I just might have a problem that you'd understand
We all need somebody to lean on

Lean on me when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
Till I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on

Lean on me...


get it? its the epitome of lyrics. heartfelt. true. pure.



have been watching WGM hyun joong- hwang bo. i swear hwang bo's super cute. i'd love her anytime. and hyun joong. damn funny plus, he look's damn good. yes, i'm jealous. sighhh.

:( but i'm gonna watching finish so siol. the last 2 episodes, i so dont wanna finish it :(

stjames in the morning/lastnight. pretty interesting, music is moderately horrible. hah.



thats it for now.

food for thought: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration? [ :x copied from somewhere... again. hahah]